You Can Take Your Service and Shove . .. What did You Just Offer Me? Sorry not Good enough!
Hanging out on Hold is down right painful and even worse when you already have a problem with a service provider.
Last winter I reached my limit with BellSouth, my DSL provider at the time. BellSouth never really understood that they were my DSL provider and they were incapable of realizing that I was one of their first DSL customers. In fact BellSouth labored under the mistaken notion that they provided my phone service. They also thought that I picked up DSL as an accessory to my phone service.
BellSouth was wrong. Their assumption would be akin Delta assuming that they are my snack, beverage and lite lunch provider. I use Delta for their flight travel service not for their food service. Or it would be similar to The Wall Street Journal assuming that they provide me the service of delivering plastic pink bags to my door instead of the newspaper that just happens to be protected by a plastic pink bag.
Anyway, last winter I had to make my bi-annual call to BellSouth to get something fixed on my account.
Something was always going wrong on the account.
I’d call and spend a half hour at a time on hold in between transfers to the wrong department until I had racked up the requisite 6 hours spent on hold, sometimes over a 2-3 day period with the looming specter of an account shut off waiting to pounce on my telecommuting self. Eventually, I’d get someone that knew enough not to transfer me, or maybe they just felt spunky.
Anyway I’d lay out the issue and provide all the evidence and receive the expected yearly reply of ‘Well, we are really sorry but we can’t fix it.’ To which I would reply, ‘Ok, you can take your service and shove it.’
Now sometimes this would result in a pinch hitter coming in to relieve the previous batter, which is allowed in regulation ball under BellSouth rules. Something would tip off BellSouth that this was important to them, even though they couldn’t always understand why since I was a ‘phone customer’ complaining about ‘dsl’.
So what do they do, they offer me a discount or a free month or two of service, yada yada yada.
This type of placatory offer is nice, but the value usually ranged from $28 - $150 and rarely even came close to the cost of my time on hold or the cost of the service disruption or the cost of lost business due to either the hold time or service disruption. It never came close to the cost of my overall aggravation.
So after being a customer since BellSouth launched DSL, I dropped them cold and switched to Comcast. The switch was painful and ultimately created a situation where I was paying for two services at the same time to avoid a drop in service, but it was absolutely necessary.
BellSouth suffered from an inability to learn from their mistakes. I had gone through this scenario with BellSouth every six months for five or six years. I’d never actually canceled before, but they just were not getting it.
BellSouth needed three things.
- They needed a tool to analyze conversations with their customers to identify the trends that were causing serious problems.
- They needed that tool to trigger an automatic transfer to the BellSouth President’s Hotline (which I’ve called for some of my most egregious issues)
- They needed the ability to fix their processes, retrain their people and recognize the service that their DSL Customers are paying for and evolve out of the mind set that people primarily need a wired phone service. (I do not, I have more than enough phone numbers from work, to cell phone to VOIP, not to mention my wife’s cell phone as a backup if I need it too! A home land line is nothing more than a number that allows telemarketers to reach me on a nightly basis, and yes I’m on the do not call list.)
BellSouth lost me to Churn because they did not have the three things I mentioned. These things do not cost that much money. The analytics tools are available from places like callminer.com (click on Churn to view their whitepapers.)
In this case BellSouth already had the mechanism to route serious problems to a Presidential Hotline. However, they couldn’t act to fix the problems and this was primarily a result from their cultural or strategic inability to understand their customers. Again, analytics tools covering customer phone conversations could have helped them build that understanding and make necessary changes in their strategy.
Hopefully, Comcast will not get confused and start thinking that they are my cable company instead of being my broadband service company.
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